We went shopping today partner and myself on the way back to car he spotted a fake moustache, like you get in a Halloween outfit, on the pavement (sidewalk).
"Oh" he says gleefully "what about that?".
"No, it'd make me look like Hercule Poirot on a bad day"
He looked thoughtful for a moment "or a cousin of the fella on a Pringles crisps carton"
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